This is from Clay.

Stephen Clay Smith works as a senior student at Providence Christian College in Ontario, CA, USA. He studies the Bible and Christian theology, emphasizing in the biblical languages.

He is 24 years old. His home is in Corona, CA, USA. Periodically, he publishes what he's writing. He also takes amateurish photos and shoots home movies.

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March 12, 2010 at 8:15pm
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I don’t want to know what secret Victor’s keeping.

I don’t want to know what secret Victor’s keeping.

5:17pm
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I’m thinking about driving down to WSC tomorrow to use their library. Anybody want to come with?

March 11, 2010 at 10:21pm
Tagged: language dialect hella not funny
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I just recalled that I said “hella” yesterday in conversation. That is my life’s greatest regret.

7:39pm
Tagged: movie not funny
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Since it’s available for instant viewing on Netflix, I thought I’d watch a bit of “Year One” so that I could say I turned it off half-way through. It ceased being funny before the opening credits were over.

March 10, 2010 at 7:04pm
Tagged: weight force physics conversions funny
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Part of me wants to stop losing weight as I have only just discovered that right now I’m exerting against the Earth a force of about 1 kilonewton. That’s a nice round number.

March 8, 2010 at 10:43pm
Tagged: home movie childhood 1987
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Clay’s family celebrates with him in 1987 on his second Easter. Appearing are his parents Alan & Jane Ellen Smith, grandparents Charles & Evelyn Brooks, and uncle Fred Brooks.

From my grandfather’s home movies. Digitized in its entirety.

March 6, 2010 at 10:40pm
Tagged: funny Africa Swaziland monarchy name
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(You’ll definitely have to click to view the large photo in order to see what I’m talking about.)

This evening I watched “Without a King” (on Netflix), a documentary about Swaziland, the last absolute monarchy in Africa. In one final scene, I noticed something awesome. When HRH First Princess Sikhanyiso goes out to see an HIV/AIDS orphanage, a crowd of children gathers around her. For a brief moment, you see a kid wearing a white t-shirt with the words, “CLAY SEX”, emblazoned on the back. That’s all.

Anyway, I recommend this film. The country is predominately Christian, and for all of the complaints the people and the international community have about the king, the filmmakers follow his first wife to church where she worships with sincerity. Plus, the First Princess attended Biola in the mid-Naughts. Be warned that a few scenes have National Geographic-style nudity. (Some people may recognize my appreciation of this film to be the result of my interest in monarchy.)

(You’ll definitely have to click to view the large photo in order to see what I’m talking about.)

This evening I watched “Without a King” (on Netflix), a documentary about Swaziland, the last absolute monarchy in Africa. In one final scene, I noticed something awesome. When HRH First Princess Sikhanyiso goes out to see an HIV/AIDS orphanage, a crowd of children gathers around her. For a brief moment, you see a kid wearing a white t-shirt with the words, “CLAY SEX”, emblazoned on the back. That’s all.

Anyway, I recommend this film. The country is predominately Christian, and for all of the complaints the people and the international community have about the king, the filmmakers follow his first wife to church where she worships with sincerity. Plus, the First Princess attended Biola in the mid-Naughts. Be warned that a few scenes have National Geographic-style nudity. (Some people may recognize my appreciation of this film to be the result of my interest in monarchy.)

March 5, 2010 at 1:05pm
Tagged: driving car rain
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Going under bridge overpasses is the best part of driving in the rain. It’s a very soothing rhythm. California freeways are great for this because overpasses are so frequent.

10:11am
Tagged: Anna Li Smith doodles
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My sister Anna Li’s in-class doodles are significantly more advanced than mine. (To see the sweet narwhal up-close, click the photo to enlarge.

My sister Anna Li’s in-class doodles are significantly more advanced than mine. (To see the sweet narwhal up-close, click the photo to enlarge.

8:20am
Tagged: Vivian Joy Smith
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(Warning: Parts of this movie are kind of gooey and gross.)

Joy was born with a double cleft lip and palette. She recently had scar revision surgery to update the work that had been performed when she was an infant in China before my parents adopted her. For a few weeks, Joy had stitches in her lip and a rubbery device up her nose to provide structure as she healed. That had to come out.

My father captured this movie with Joy in the doctor’s office. She was a cute little trooper, wasn’t she?