This is from Clay.

Stephen Clay Smith works as a senior student at Providence Christian College in Ontario, CA, USA. He studies the Bible and Christian theology, emphasizing in the biblical languages.

He is 24 years old. His home is in Corona, CA, USA. Periodically, he publishes what he's writing. He also takes amateurish photos and shoots home movies.

Send Clay a message at . Or add him on and Google.

March 10, 2010 at 7:04pm
Tagged: weight force physics conversions funny
0 notes

Part of me wants to stop losing weight as I have only just discovered that right now I’m exerting against the Earth a force of about 1 kilonewton. That’s a nice round number.

March 6, 2010 at 10:40pm
Tagged: funny Africa Swaziland monarchy name
0 notes
(You’ll definitely have to click to view the large photo in order to see what I’m talking about.)

This evening I watched “Without a King” (on Netflix), a documentary about Swaziland, the last absolute monarchy in Africa. In one final scene, I noticed something awesome. When HRH First Princess Sikhanyiso goes out to see an HIV/AIDS orphanage, a crowd of children gathers around her. For a brief moment, you see a kid wearing a white t-shirt with the words, “CLAY SEX”, emblazoned on the back. That’s all.

Anyway, I recommend this film. The country is predominately Christian, and for all of the complaints the people and the international community have about the king, the filmmakers follow his first wife to church where she worships with sincerity. Plus, the First Princess attended Biola in the mid-Naughts. Be warned that a few scenes have National Geographic-style nudity. (Some people may recognize my appreciation of this film to be the result of my interest in monarchy.)

(You’ll definitely have to click to view the large photo in order to see what I’m talking about.)

This evening I watched “Without a King” (on Netflix), a documentary about Swaziland, the last absolute monarchy in Africa. In one final scene, I noticed something awesome. When HRH First Princess Sikhanyiso goes out to see an HIV/AIDS orphanage, a crowd of children gathers around her. For a brief moment, you see a kid wearing a white t-shirt with the words, “CLAY SEX”, emblazoned on the back. That’s all.

Anyway, I recommend this film. The country is predominately Christian, and for all of the complaints the people and the international community have about the king, the filmmakers follow his first wife to church where she worships with sincerity. Plus, the First Princess attended Biola in the mid-Naughts. Be warned that a few scenes have National Geographic-style nudity. (Some people may recognize my appreciation of this film to be the result of my interest in monarchy.)

March 4, 2010 at 10:58pm
Tagged: chat funny irony
0 notes

IM-rony

me: hey
her: hi
me: sorry, firefox froze
me: so, i figured i'd move from the desktop to my laptop in the meantime
her: ooo
me: we never have complete conversations
her: yeah that's true
me: one of us is always leaving
her: yeah
her: speaking of which, brb
me: k

February 26, 2010 at 1:46pm
Tagged: Vivian Joy Smith funny beard
0 notes

I want you to shave your face off. It tickles you. You will get a new one.

— Joy, commenting on my beard

February 18, 2010 at 6:10pm
Tagged: funny
0 notes
The volume control on the BBC video player goes up to eleven. It’s one louder!

The volume control on the BBC video player goes up to eleven. It’s one louder!

February 12, 2010 at 12:04pm
Tagged: funny name food
0 notes

Bless her heart. The girl taking my order at El Pollo Loco spelled my name, “Cley,” on the the check.

February 9, 2010 at 4:59pm
Tagged: funny sports
0 notes

Heard on NPR, “What the Saints’ win means for one hurricane survivor…” What? Maybe Bush will finally send FEMA in to clean up that mess.

4:51pm
Tagged: funny
0 notes

With my hood up, I look like the Unabomber slash the director of “Jay and Silent Bob”.

February 5, 2010 at 12:12pm
Tagged: funny
0 notes

My pillow unfortunately does not have a cool side.

February 1, 2010 at 5:42pm
Tagged: license plate funny
0 notes
My friend Elijah discovered this ‘WOTIZIT’ license plate.

My friend Elijah discovered this ‘WOTIZIT’ license plate.