I’m proud of myself because I haven’t played video games at home once this summer. Still, I wish there was a video game that reviewed Greek and Hebrew paradigms, so that I had an excuse to play.
יש לפתוח הסגר ערב שבת ויום טוב.
— Instructions on a box of Matzos, reminding buyers to open the closure the night before the Sabbath and Torah holy days. (Of course, there’s no accounting for the location of that period, what with the lack of Tumblr support for text direction.)
