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Stephen Clay Smith works as a senior student at Providence Christian College in Ontario, CA, USA. He studies the Bible and Christian theology, emphasizing in the biblical languages.

He is 24 years old. His home is in Corona, CA, USA. Periodically, he publishes what he's writing. He also takes amateurish photos and shoots home movies.

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March 5, 2010 at 8:15am
Tagged: Vivian Joy Smith cat
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I’m babysitting my sister while our mom is out of town. I don’t know why Joy was tormenting the cat. I never understand half of the things she thinks are sensible. I have to say, though, that’s a pretty docile cat.

March 4, 2010 at 10:58pm
Tagged: chat funny irony
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IM-rony

me: hey
her: hi
me: sorry, firefox froze
me: so, i figured i'd move from the desktop to my laptop in the meantime
her: ooo
me: we never have complete conversations
her: yeah that's true
me: one of us is always leaving
her: yeah
her: speaking of which, brb
me: k

10:31pm
Tagged: user interface
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Web developers, if you absolutely must use a drop-down widget to select birth year, and if you insist on populating the list with what you think is every possible birth year, then at least be thorough. Currently, the oldest living person is Kama Chinen, a 114 year-old woman from Japan. She was born in 1895, but apparently, she’s too old to use the Aviary website. That’s sloppy and ageist.

P.S. Don’t use drop-down widgets to select birth year. It’s irritating to scroll through 109 years to find yours.

Web developers, if you absolutely must use a drop-down widget to select birth year, and if you insist on populating the list with what you think is every possible birth year, then at least be thorough. Currently, the oldest living person is Kama Chinen, a 114 year-old woman from Japan. She was born in 1895, but apparently, she’s too old to use the Aviary website. That’s sloppy and ageist.

P.S. Don’t use drop-down widgets to select birth year. It’s irritating to scroll through 109 years to find yours.

4:51pm
Tagged: Vivian Joy Smith park
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The parks I played on as a kid had metal jungle gyms and swings. They required a tetanus booster and a bit of faith. This thing is great! And there is another one for smaller children just to the right. (Make sure you click on the photo for the full effect.)

The parks I played on as a kid had metal jungle gyms and swings. They required a tetanus booster and a bit of faith. This thing is great! And there is another one for smaller children just to the right. (Make sure you click on the photo for the full effect.)

2:44pm
Tagged: Vivian Joy Smith food
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Joy got her stitches and that nose support out today. Look how cute she is!

Joy got her stitches and that nose support out today. Look how cute she is!

March 3, 2010 at 2:41pm
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I just passed a “Studio Rental” fake police car driving through Norco. I wonder what it’s doing way out here? Is there filming going on locally?

1:10pm
Tagged: college
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I just submitted my online application to begin studying in the Fall at Westminster Seminary CA towards a Master of Arts in Biblical Studies.

March 2, 2010 at 2:39pm
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I just saw a Muslim woman impatiently honking her horn at some student driver in a high school parking lot. Religion of peace, my butt.

February 27, 2010 at 4:58pm
Tagged: weather
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We just saw lightning, and the thunder lasted fifteen seconds, shook the ground, and set off a car alarm. Sweet!

February 26, 2010 at 1:46pm
Tagged: Vivian Joy Smith funny beard
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I want you to shave your face off. It tickles you. You will get a new one.

— Joy, commenting on my beard