This is from Clay.

Jul 04

The Blue Devils are performing at the Rose Bowl. Next up? Fireworks!

The Blue Devils are performing at the Rose Bowl. Next up? Fireworks!

There’s a DCI expo before the Rose Bowl program. These bands are good.

There’s a DCI expo before the Rose Bowl program. These bands are good.

Jul 02

My family loves me.

Vote for my brother’s daughter to win the KTLA baby cutey contest! For some reason, the site is stretching all the baby photos from every submission, so judge Avery’s cuteness by this photo, and not the one on the contest site that makes her head look a little square. In case you’re not sure, she’s the naked one trying to eat the dog tags. (Requires sign-up unless for some infernal reason you already have an account with KTLA. They haven’t spammed me, but your mileage may vary, verily.)

Vote for my brother’s daughter to win the KTLA baby cutey contest! For some reason, the site is stretching all the baby photos from every submission, so judge Avery’s cuteness by this photo, and not the one on the contest site that makes her head look a little square. In case you’re not sure, she’s the naked one trying to eat the dog tags. (Requires sign-up unless for some infernal reason you already have an account with KTLA. They haven’t spammed me, but your mileage may vary, verily.)

Jul 01

Rough-looking sea gulls have been keeping me company at Huntington.

Rough-looking sea gulls have been keeping me company at Huntington.

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Jun 30

I don’t want fame and influence for the money or the women. I only want to have my name listed in Wikipedia as a “notable resident”.

MapQuest lost my city. I read that MapQuest had updated its identity with a new brand and redesign, so I popped over for a quick look. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the service doesn’t label my city, Corona, CA, at the default zoom level. I tried reloading just in case some object got lost in the tubes the first time, but no luck. They label Norco, even though it’s a smaller population, but you have to zoom in once before they point Corona out on the map. That doesn’t make sense.

The service is kind of cute in a pathetic sort of way. There’s no scrollwheel zoom or auto-complete in the search box. The satellite images are woefully out-of-date: the truck we haven’t had in two years is sitting in our driveway, and half the houses in our neighborhood haven’t been built. The street view is slow, low resolution, and it only covers major streets, which is useless since the whole point of street view is looking up your house. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to use this service over Bing or Google Maps. That makes me a little sad, since those of us who are old enough first experienced the wonder of online maps with MapQuest. Now it’s the brunt of jokes.

MapQuest lost my city. I read that MapQuest had updated its identity with a new brand and redesign, so I popped over for a quick look. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the service doesn’t label my city, Corona, CA, at the default zoom level. I tried reloading just in case some object got lost in the tubes the first time, but no luck. They label Norco, even though it’s a smaller population, but you have to zoom in once before they point Corona out on the map. That doesn’t make sense.

The service is kind of cute in a pathetic sort of way. There’s no scrollwheel zoom or auto-complete in the search box. The satellite images are woefully out-of-date: the truck we haven’t had in two years is sitting in our driveway, and half the houses in our neighborhood haven’t been built. The street view is slow, low resolution, and it only covers major streets, which is useless since the whole point of street view is looking up your house. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to use this service over Bing or Google Maps. That makes me a little sad, since those of us who are old enough first experienced the wonder of online maps with MapQuest. Now it’s the brunt of jokes.

Jun 29

How long would it take to transport two cars across the country by driving both of them separately at the same time? I mean, what if you drove car A for a mile, hopped out and jogged back to car B, drove it two miles, jogged back and drove car A for two miles, and then repeated this process from Los Angeles to New York City? That would take what? A year? Someone should try this.

What’s going on with Interstate 70 stuttering through Utah? Wikipedia has the scoop.

What’s going on with Interstate 70 stuttering through Utah? Wikipedia has the scoop.