January 2010
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How cruel that the only traffic station also plays country music! I shouldn’t need to suffer through 20 min. of Kenny Chesney to learn why the 91 is backed up.
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Ladies, lycra tights aren’t pants. If you can practice ballet in your leggings, they aren’t pants. They’re long underwear. Wear something over them.
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Growing up Californian
You can tell my sister is growing up in California. Outside, she’s sitting in her Pebbles car, talking to the air. When asked what she was doing, she pointed to the dashboard, explaining that she was talking to daddy, like he does in his new car on his hands-free phone. We asked, “Why aren’t you going anywhere?”
“Too many cars!” she exclaimed, exasperated.
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U.S. Streets Called "Clay" →
There are 1376 streets in the continental United States that bear my name, “Clay”. Find your name in this automagically generated list.
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Heard on the radio: “1-800-LOANMART will get you an auto title loan even if you have bad credit.” That’s what we call a bad idea, folks.
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Every time I walk through the Garden department at Wal*Mart, I have to remind myself that I have no place to put a plant.
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