This is from Clay. 

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I think it’s clever how *bucks proposes that you donate their products to their Christmas charity drive for the Armed Forces.

Dec 1st

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The reception on my little sister’s pretend cellphone is pretty bad, apparently. It dropped the signal, and she had to go running around the house until her imaginary friend could hear her again.

Nov 30th

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Nov 25th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 22nd

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Nov 17th

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Nov 14th

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Nov 13th

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Nov 13th

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Nov 9th

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Nov 9th

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Nov 9th

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Garbage Disposal Switches

There should be a building code requiring garbage disposal switches to be physically distinguished from the switches that turn on the light fixtures over the sink. They should have safety covers on them like fighter jets have on their “fire ze missiles” triggers. Operation of the garbage disposal should require a pair of coded keys which are stored in separate briefcases and held by...

Nov 2nd