October 2008
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My Balogna
My balogna has a third name, it’s E-S-Q-U-I-R-E. My bologna is a lawyer, and it defended me. My balogna has a fourth name, it’s THE T-H-I-R-D. My balogna comes from a long line in the Meyer family.
Oct 29th
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Red Dot Stores
Some friends and I were talking about the other day at lunch. The conversation turned to the topic of Blue Laws, Fireworks stores, and package stores. I explained that package stores in South Carolina have to display red dots on their exterior. I guess it was hard for some to believe, so I said I’d get them some pictures to prove that there are liquor stores in some parts of the country with big...
Oct 10th
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Ode to Aaron Belz
When she asked why is that called ‘poetry’? I answered because a thought pauses in the middle and a new line begins, also– capitalization is Irregular.
Oct 7th
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Ode to Schwarzwald
Lavish Black Forest gave us Hans “Martin” Luder and smoked, peppered ham.
Oct 7th